Breaking News: French client "somewhat satisfied" with customer service call

Paris - A local woman reports being ‘kind of ok with’ the results of her customer service call placed to French national telecom giant FrancoCom. “The connection was decent, my question was answered relatively promptly, and my waiting time was only around 5-10 minutes. I re-explained the situation only 3 times to 3 different people. Normally it’s at least twice that.” Spokespeople at FrancoCom scrambled to respond to the compliment, replying that they would do better to respect company standards in the future. “We aim to frustrate, delay, misunderstand and infuriate all of our customers equally - We sincerely apologize for this exceptional incident, and promise to learn from it going forward”.